Mi esposo y yo viajamos a descansar en el lago Baikal, en Siberia. Allí, fui a dormir con él, tuve que poner un enema y deseaba defecar. Hice que él se postrara y abriera la boca. Ahora será mi inodoro y tomador de heces.
(My husband and I went to rest on Lake Baikal in Siberia. There, I slept with him, had to enema and wanted to poop. I made him lie down and open his mouth. Now he will always be my toilet and poop-taker.)