Greetings, failure! Today, we’ll be discussing the topic that has been plaguing your thoughts for quite some time now – the size of your penis. We’ll talk about the average size, but we already know that your tiny mini-penis can’t compare! Take a look at this – this is an alpha dick, truly desirable and hot. But what you have between your legs is simply laughable and useless! Your small dick is not enough for Lady Alice or any other woman! This may be tough to hear, but it’s time to face the reality of being a loser. You are and will always be a small dick!