Do you recall my video of the poop landing mishap? The surprise of it all caused me to flinch completely. However, this is not the yoga way! I have just woken up, with an urgent need to relieve myself. I now declare that I am fully resolved to remain still, no matter what happens. I have been constipated for two days and I can feel a thick, hard log pressing against my anus from within. The feeling of desperation is almost overwhelming. So, I quickly position myself into plow pose, allowing myself to finally release all this built-up poop. I renew my determination, wherever this poo may land, I surrender to it! You have a close-up view of my gorgeous, plump derriere, tight butthole, and neatly unshaven pubic region as I begin to strain and moan. With great effort, you can see a massive, thick, hard log starting to emerge. My nether regions are becoming increasingly moist, with my love juices beginning to flow from my vagina. The tension on my face is palpable, as I strain with all my might to push the colossal log out further. It is enormous, and I sense that it is about to fall. This time, I am prepared, closing my eyes tightly. Large boulders of thick poop rain down upon me, the first one landing in my hair. That’s not too bad. But more is on its way! The next thick log of poop lands right in my eye! Another one right on top, on my face! You can see straight into my rectum, it is still gaping open after releasing such a vast quantity of thick, hard poo. My face ends up smeared and I am taken aback by the potent smell. Then, I transition into candle pose and allow my warm piss to flow over my body. I tell you how proud I feel, my colossal logs landed mercilessly, and I did not flinch! I comment on the smell and show you the immense, thick logs up close. There is so much to admire, wow. I bid you farewell with my poopy-smeared face, up close and a playful wink.