Good morning, slave. I am your new instructor for the art of shit-eating. Observe that derriere; it will be your source of sustenance, day in and day out, as you consume my excrement eagerly, swallowing it whole in your toilet mouth until you can consume my feces faster than I can produce them. Prepare for your inaugural lesson. Open your mouth wide and swallow rapidly, endeavoring to ingest immediately without chewing. You faltered, then chew, chew and swallow, savoring the taste of my feces in every cell. Ah, the first lesson was a success, you consuming my excrement. Here is a piece of paper that has been near my ass, lie down and chew, you will have to consume toilet paper in the future as well.