I meticulously recreated the shape of your manhood in rubber, and to my surprise, I almost needed tweezers for the task! However, I must admit, you’re a fortunate son – you can use two fingers to masturbate. Indeed, it seems like the only success you’ve ever had! But when I saw the result, I couldn’t help but burst into laughter – it’s been a while since I’ve seen such a pitifully small manhood! Or should I call it the mini-weenie? Hahaha… Just wait until you see the measuring tape’s verdict – it’s sure to bring a chuckle! I’m curious if you’re capable of ejaculating at all. Go on, select your two favorite fingers and start masturbating until it hurts! I want to see if you can produce even a single droplet of semen! Hurry up, I’ll give you a countdown, and you know better than to disobey my instructions.