I meticulously recreated the shape of your manhood in rubber, and I must admit, it was quite the challenge – I nearly had to resort to using tweezers! But, lucky you, you’re able to use two fingers for masturbation. It seems the only success you’ve ever had! However, when I caught sight of the final product, I couldn’t help but laugh – it’s been a while since I’ve seen such a pitifully small appendage! Or should I say, mini-weenie? Hilarious! Watch as I measure it and you’ll see just how comically small it is. I’m curious, are you even capable of ejaculating? Go ahead, choose your two favorite fingers and start masturbating until it hurts! I want to see if you can produce any semen at all! Hurry up, I’ll give you a countdown, and you know you’d better follow my instructions.