Who is eagerly awaiting my arrival in the morning? My loyal toilet slave, of course. It’s time for me to feed you, and I have a special treat in store – soft, fragrant, and smelly shit that will satisfy your cravings. Open your mouth wide, and I’ll feed you, letting you eat the shit off my hands.
Do you like my boots? They’re so shiny, and now they’re covered in shit. Lick them clean, making sure every last bit of dirt and grime is gone. Once you’ve finished licking my boots, it’s time for you to wash everything down with my aromatic piss. Drink up, my toilet, and enjoy every last drop. I’ve saved it all just for you.