The submissive human toilet must be prepared to fulfill their duty at a moment’s notice, whether in the city or in nature. I take great pleasure in long walks through the woods, where I can observe the local wildlife up close. It is well known that one must not leave behind any trash or disturb the natural environment in the forest. With this in mind, I decided to use my human toilet during my walk today. As a reward for his diligent service, I allowed him the responsibility of not getting dirty and did not throw his keys into the river, permitting him to drive home. Soon, you too will be begging for the chance to serve as my human toilet and accompany me on a walk through the forest.