A slave from the United Kingdom wishes to learn how to eat excrement. However, he is unsure of the quantity I produce. Over the course of three days, I am able to fill three toilets with my waste. Despite his inexperience, I treat him with kindness and encourage him to eat slowly. I allow him to spit out the initial mouthful, immediately replacing it with an enormous log. I then add even more excrement on top, completely burying him underneath a mountain of waste!