A new arrival at my home is about to embark on a unique journey of transformation. This individual will be initiated into the role of a human toilet, taught to savor and consume my fragrant offerings. They must hold my excrement in their mouth until every last bit is swallowed, a task that may seem cruel but is essential for their new position. My full attention will only be granted to those who prove themselves capable of quickly and easily consuming my waste. If you aspire to serve as my permanent toilet, mastering this skill is non-negotiable.