The toilet bowl will not forget the events of my birthday party anytime soon. Yesterday, it had the honor of serving four women, consuming our waste and drinking our urine. And this morning, I filled its mouth with a massive pile of feces, its “toilet mouth” nearly cracking from the sheer volume. But I was there to help, carefully feeding it piece by piece. Be grateful, you filthy creature, that I am the one feeding you. Know that this is just the beginning. This time, you ate all the shit in my house for three days, but next time, I will leave you in my toilet for two weeks. You will eat whatever comes out of my ass and the asses of anyone I desire, day after day. You have never eaten so much shit before, but you will, and you will still want more.