It’s a beautiful day outside and, since you’ve been such a good puppy, I’m going to take you for a walk and get some exercise! You know the rules: all doggies must be put on a leash by their owner! Just crawl on all fours and follow your master’s feet around as I walk you. Every so often, we’ll need to pause for a minute so you can lick any dirt that’s gotten on my high heels – do a really good job and I’ll give you a doggy treat (you can have another later from between my toes!). You even get to crawl behind me at the park today, yay! Know what else puppies love to do? Lick their owner’s feet! Mine are soooo sweaty and smelly from all this walking, but your doggy tongue feels SO good on my warm soles! I’m VERY pleased with how well you’ve behaved out in public, and I’m sure you’re thirsty by now…so once we get back home, I’ll make sure you get hydrated from your favorite thing: golden liquid from your master! GOOD PUPPY!!