Overwhelmed by the urge to defecate, I didn’t bother waiting for my shit-eaters to arrive. My ass released a torrent of semiliquid shit, forming a sizeable pile on the floor. Unable to resist such a tantalizing sight, I dived right in, covering myself in the stuff before grabbing a strap-on and generously coating it with shit. I then proceeded to fuck myself with it, relishing in the intoxicating aroma and irresistible allure of the shit. Such bliss, to play in the shit, to be one with the shit.