This morning, I decided to indulge in some playful antics. I laid down on the floor with my legs in the air and began pushing. A thick log of feces emerged from my anus, stretching my sphincter wide. Ah, how satisfying it is to sometimes simply enjoy the act of defecation. A strong stream of urine sprayed high and far, reaching the operator. I felt great and invigorated, a burst of energy for the entire day.