Experience the wonders of nature with us. The summer season is in full bloom, surrounded by lush greenery and the remnants of winter’s ice nearby. There’s something truly satisfying about answering the call of nature in the great outdoors. The crisp, fresh air and the pristine environment create a sense of paradise. It’s just a shame that my devoted shit-eating slave isn’t here to partake in this natural marvel. Such a beautiful creation should not go to waste, but alas, it seems destined for the midges instead.