Invitation to you, slovenly one, take a seat and evacuate your bowels. Push, strive, and learn to defecate on command. Encase your waste in a condom, manipulate it, savor it, and commence to partake. Have you yet to try consuming your own excrement? When did you last indulge, you wretched coprophage! Extract, handle, and indulge in your waste. I encourage you to learn to relish and adore the waste, delighting in its very presence.