The audacity of appearing before us with such a measly manhood is outrageous! Our expectations are left unmet with such a minuscule penis. Missy Van Licks, Miss Gioia and I will demonstrate the true definition of masculinity. In comparison to our impressive endowments, your insignificant penis is merely a clitoris. You are not a real man! Can you even masturbate your clit? We highly doubt it, and thus, we will confine it. It is our hope that a micro-sized chastity cage is available for your confinement.