The audacity of you, presenting yourself with such a measly manhood! It is simply inconceivable that we could derive any pleasure from a cock so minuscule. Missy Van Licks, Miss Gioia and I will demonstrate the true meaning of a impressive endowment. In comparison to our showpieces, your insignificant appendage is nothing more than a clitoris. You are no man! Are you even capable of masturbating such a clit? We highly doubt it, and thus, a chastity cage is in order. We can only hope that it is of a micro-sized variety to match your pathetic stature.