I requested a professional skincare regimen for my slave’s face from my esthetician. However, I plan to use my knowledge to substitute the suggested products with natural alternatives, as I refuse to spend any money on this imbecile. I will begin by thoroughly cleaning his face with my saliva, which is filled with phlegm. Next, I will apply a mask made of my feces. A few spritzes of urine will provide extra hydration, and