Good afternoon, my devoted shit eaters. I have crafted a specialized training program, specifically for you. If you wish to serve me, you must learn to savor my excrement. As you can see, I produce a great deal of it, so get to licking your dirty asses, quickly! It is a great honor for you to clean the toilet that I sit upon. Day by day, you will eat my shit, and nothing else. Defecating into your warm mouth brings me such joy. Open wide your mouth, my slave – I am coming for you!