In the buff and with the urge to defecate, I reach for a cigarette, believing it may offer some aid. The act of smoking while relieving myself takes on an unexpectedly sensual quality, stoking a desire within me. I smear the residue on my nipples and breasts, relishing the scent; it’s intoxicating. Overcome by lust, I indulge in licking the excrement from my breasts, culminating in an intensely pleasurable release. My instincts proved correct – the cigarette was indeed a good idea.