The patient’s overwhelming horniness requires us to place him in a straitjacket. The patient must first be thoroughly lubricated, as his urges are difficult to control. Dr. Carmen Rivera, nurse Vegas, and I then secure the patient in the straitjacket and move him to the examination table. Our aroused figures take our positions on the patient’s face, while at the same time, his semen sample is collected. In appreciation of his cooperation during the examination, the patient is rewarded with a glass of champagne once again.