Open your mouth, swallow, say thanks. For me, you are merely a human toilet. I can’t fathom you as a conversation partner. Your vocabulary should be limited to memorizing only three words that you must always keep in mind and follow all commands on demand. When I see you, I have only one association – excrement. I know you feel the same way, I know that soon you will be my toilet as well, don’t fight. Lie down politely under my chair, you know what to do.