Oh, the delight of such filth, the sweetness of the unsanitary, the smoothness of the untamed. Indeed, a dirty blowjob is my preference, and I relish the moment when a thick, soft mound of fresh excrement emerges from the anus, straight into my waiting mouth and onto my eager face. The warmth, the pliability, the pervasive, earthy scent – I adore it all. The sensation of smearing a shit-covered dick, eagerly sucking until a torrent of semen spurts forth like a geyser – this, my friends, is the epitome of a perfect start to the day.