The sheer pleasure of it all, the sweet and musky scent of fresh feces, still warm from its journey straight from the ass. A dirty blowjob, you ask? Yes, it’s as delicious as it sounds. The sensation of a soft, pliable lump of shit sliding right into my mouth, covering my face, is indescribable. The warm, smooth consistency of the shit, coupled with its pervasive, stinky aroma, is enough to make my head spin. And let’s not forget the joy of smearing a thick, dirty dick with shit, savoring the taste as I suck and swallow, until a hot stream of sperm erupts like a geyser. Ah, what a way to start the day!