My girlfriend’s toilet slave paid a visit to her on his birthday. It was only fitting to feed this shit-eater with a special celebratory menu. “Open your mouth, you worthless thing. Today is your birthday, and I will feed you my shit. Eat everything, swallow it all. Ah, yes, come on, eat, everything is for you today.” The slave made incomprehensible sounds, to which she replied, “What are those sounds, I don’t understand, eat shit.”
As the slave carelessly scattered the shit, she commanded, “What have you done here, scattered this shit? Now I will collect and you will eat everything.” She finally decided to spare him, but not without whipping him for not finishing his meal, “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll spare you, but I’ll whip you for not finishing eating.”