As the morning sun peeks through the curtains, the urge to relieve myself arises. Yet, the thought of leaving the cozy bed is too much to bear. Who needs a toilet, when I have you?
Crawl to me, position yourself beneath me, and cling to my rear. Embrace the task at hand, and consume every morsel. Attempt not to soil the bed, as you diligently savor each bite.
A challenging request, no doubt, but one I trust you will relish fulfilling.