As the morning sun peeks through the curtains, the urge to relieve myself arises. Yet, the thought of leaving the cozy embrace of my bed seems too daunting. Who needs a toilet, when I have you?
Crawl to me, dear toilet, and cling to my rear end. Embrace the task at hand with gusto, for today, you shall eat everything I have to offer. Let nothing go to waste, and should any mishap occur, well, that’s just added excitement, isn’t it?
Eat with fervor, my loyal toilet, and savor every morsel. For today, your purpose is to ensure that not a single speck of filth tarnishes the sanctity of my bed. Eat with relish, and let us revel in this unique bond we share.