Tonight, I hosted a unique dinner party in my bathroom, where I dined on a carefully curated collection of excrement. I’ve spent the past two days gathering these delectable morsels, and my guest will not be excused until every last bit has been consumed. I take great pleasure in serving up these savory treats, and I’m eager to train my companion to eat every morsel I command, as well as enlist the help of my friends to assist in this unique dining experience. The training begins now, and there is no shortage of offerings to indulge in.