Tonight, I hosted a unique dinner party in my bathroom, where I dined on a carefully curated collection of excrement. Over the past two days, I have meticulously gathered these treasures, and my guest will not be excused until every morsel is consumed. I take pleasure in serving these delicacies and am in the process of training my companion to eat all that I command, with the help of my friends joining in on the feast. The time has come to begin this unique education – there is a copious amount of food to be enjoyed!