This morning, my devoted coprophagist is eagerly anticipating a scrumptious breakfast straight from my behind. I have indulged in an abundance of fruit – a veritable feast for the senses. The crunch of bones between his teeth adds an exciting texture to the experience. Ah, the pleasure of having a living toilet so nearby. Eat with care, savor every morsel. Lick your lips with relish. A superb, fragrant, excremental breakfast – it doesn’t get much healthier or more nourishing than this.