This morning, my devoted coprophagist is eagerly anticipating a scrumptious breakfast straight from my derriere. I have indulged in an abundance of fruit – a veritable feast for the senses. The crunch of bones between his teeth adds an extra layer of satisfaction. Ah, the joy of having a living toilet at one’s disposal. Eat with care, savor the flavors. Lick your lips with relish. A delightful, fragrant, excremental breakfast – it’s not only delicious but also nutritious.