This morning, my devoted coprophagist is eagerly anticipating a scrumptious breakfast straight from my anus. I have indulged in a generous helping of fruit – a veritable feast for my devoted consumer. The crunch of bones between his teeth only adds to the experience. Ah, the joy of having a living toilet so nearby. Eat with care, savor every bite, and don’t forget to lick your lips. A hearty, fragrant, excremental breakfast – it doesn’t get much healthier than this!