Ah, my dear, my pet, my devoted toilet. This morning, your Mistress has prepared a satisfying and hearty breakfast just for you. Feast your eyes on this towering mound of excrement, specifically crafted for your consumption. I shall spread it on a crispy baguette, and you shall eagerly consume it. Observe its impressive size and appetizing aroma; it is all for you, my dear slave. This breakfast is a testament to my affection and care for you.