Indulge in this latest post, crafted especially for my slave-husband-turned-hairdresser. Your task today is to attend to my lady garden with the utmost care – trim and style the hair, ensuring not to pinch or cut too close. I take pride in my hairy cunt, so tread lightly with your scissors, my dear.
Once you’ve perfected the style, it’s time for the real fun to begin. Employ your tongue to tease me, starting from the base and working your way up, until I reach the pinnacle of pleasure. As I bask in the throes of ecstasy, I must warn you – I feel the call of nature. Prepare yourself, for today, your mouth shall serve as my personal toilet bowl.
Before we embark on this unconventional journey, warm me up with some manual stimulation and strap-on play in the rear, to ensure a smooth and satisfying experience for us both. As you pleasure me, I expect you to soften the waste with your mouth, but remember – you are not permitted to consume it from my ass. Instead, savor the flavor of a different kind – lick the shit off my pussy and swallow it whole, you worthless schmuck.