Today, my devoted faeces-feaster anticipates a scrumptious Morning Meal straight from my anus. I have indulged in an abundance of fruit. The crunch of bones between his teeth brings a delightful sensation. Ah, how soothing it is to have a living latrine nearby. Consume, chew meticulously, and relish. Part your lips and smack them together in pleasure. A splendid, pungent, excremental Breakfast – it’s so wholesome and nourishing.