It’s breakfast time, and today’s menu features a delectable treat for our living toilet bowl. I’ve saved a bit of yesterday’s delight, not wanting to waste such a precious resource. Instead, I’ll feed it to our eager shit-eater.
Prepare yourself for the stinky fragrance that fills the air, a scent that will linger with you all day, like the taste of shit in your mouth. Open wide, and savor each bite of my exquisite offering. Chew thoroughly, and show gratitude for this plentiful feast.
And when you’ve finished your first course, fear not, for I have a fresh serving straight from my ass. Today’s breakfast is a hearty two-course meal, a true delicacy for the discerning shit-eater. Give thanks, and enjoy your meal.