Prepare yourself, latrine, for a delectable treat today. Our slavewoman is generously offering you her excrement. Oh, what a golden stream of urine she has, drink from the toilet rapidly, attempt to swallow faster than she urinates. The pungent aroma of urine, I can now detect, as I stand near the toilet. And here comes the feces, sweet, accept it into your mouth, swallow without chewing, as it is your only sustenance. Your cheeks are now swollen, you seem to enjoy savoring the feces. Now lay down there, and relish your meal. You reek of feces and urine, you are indeed a toilet.