My dearest shit-Eater,
Today, you indulged in a substantial mound of pasta-infused excrement! Now, for a delightful dessert and a unique dish, I present to you a concoction of my very own waste products – a cocktail of shit and urine. You have yet to sample this exquisite beverage.
Go ahead, drink the dregs, my loyal toilet. Very soon, you will be partaking in all the waste products this household has to offer! You are on your way to becoming the family’s dedicated waste disposal, consuming every ounce of excrement and urine in this household!