It’s time to nourish you with a special treat. Make sure the bowl is stable, as I prepare to urinate and defecate into it. You will then consume and relish every morsel. Yes, warm excrement, savor my foul delight, oh shiteater. Always remember your purpose as a living toilet. I can see your enthusiasm for my feces; next time, I will deliberately prepare more for you to enjoy. Wash it all down with urine for the ultimate indulgence.