Examine this generously proportioned excrement, freshly expelled from my posterior. What is its diameter, you may wonder? I derive immense pleasure from sizable members and the wholesome product of my bowel movements. Do you share this fascination? Would you dare to taste it, consume it? Join me in this indulgence, bite, chew, swallow. Embrace the role of my devoted waste consumer, and all that I produce will be exclusively yours.