I have been searching for you, my dear toilet slave, and the time has come for you to embrace your true nature. You are my living toilet, and it’s time for you to fulfill your purpose. Sit on the floor as I shave you, reminding you of your place with every stroke. And as a warning, I will shave off your eyebrows, leaving you unrecognizable and ashamed.
You should be scared, for I have the power to do whatever I want, whenever I want. And today, I want to feed you my shit. I’ve called my woman friend to join in the fun, and she can’t wait to see you devour my excrement.
Since you haven’t eaten shit in a while, I’ve prepared a feast for you. Here, have some pasta, and I’ll shit right onto it. Watch as my 12-inch-long shit fills the plate, and don’t be afraid to open your mouth wide. You know the rules – until you eat everything, you won’t leave the table.
To wash it all down, here’s a glass of piss, freshly brewed by Lana and me. Drink up, and don’t even think about puking. If you do, I’ll force you to eat it all back with even more shit.
Now, be a good toilet and eat everything. I’ll even plug your nose with shit to help you swallow better. Look at yourself, a real shit-eating pig. And we love it.