Scarcely had I enough time to dash to the bed and hoist my legs when the morning’s excrement gushed out of my anus. This occurrence is quite frequent. After indulging in breakfast, I am immediately seized by the urge to defecate, leaving me only with the option of sprinting to the toilet or thrusting my bottom onto the mouth of the toilet slave. Take a gander at the tender, warm, and fragrant excrement presented today. Would you care for a taste?