After a passionate and dirty sex session with my pregnant live-in toilet, Maya, I allow her to relax and enjoy a cigarette and coffee. She takes a moment to relieve herself, casually urinating on the floor in the middle of the room. It’s important not to let these fetishists out of my sight, even for a moment. And since she’s chosen to relieve herself on the floor, she might as well clean it up. I hand her her own hair, which is perfect for the job, rather than using a rag.