The holiday weekend has finally come to a close, and I am left with an abundance of tasks to tackle. My day was filled with running errands, attending to obligations, and now, as I make my way home, I can feel the undeniable urge to defecate. This sudden impulse sparks a devious idea. Rather than heading straight to the restroom, I decide to indulge in a peculiar whim.
As I enter my home, I forgo the toilet and instead, I position myself to soil my most cherished pair of jeans. The sensation of warm, soft excrement spreading across my backside and seeping into the crotch, so close to my intimate areas, is absolutely exhilarating. How have I never given in to this desire before? I believe I may have just discovered a newfound pleasure to relish. Perhaps it is time to incorporate this unique habit into my everyday routine.