Queen Sylvy indulged in a cheese pizza yesterday, which triggered her lactose intolerance. She quickly found herself in the bathroom, releasing a watery, explosive dump. The aftermath was as if she had been peeing from her rear end! The toilet bowl and seat were splattered with the mess, and a gurgling, gassy shart added to the chaos. Thankfully, she had a bidet attachment to clean both the toilet and her dirty, runny bottom. This is the messiest episode yet in Queen Sylvy’s runny month, and bubblegut enthusiasts should be thrilled as she’s been on a non-stop run!