A new stablehand introduces himself and is tasked with mucking out and cleaning the horse stalls. After he finishes, he calls for inspection. However, upon closer examination, I notice a pile of horse manure left in the corner. Infuriated, I force his face into the mess as punishment for his negligence. He apologizes, but it’s not enough to quell my anger. I make him clean my leather riding boots with his tongue, but that’s not enough either. I deliver sharp slaps to his face, spit in his presence, and administer blows with the jumping whip for every piece of manure left behind. In the end, he carefully gathers the remaining debris with his hands. This will ensure that such a mistake will never happen again.