Join me in the latest episode of my festival adventures! My stomach is acting up, and I’m in a bit of a bind, needing to relieve myself urgently. The toilets are too far, and I’m stuck in a crowded camping site, with my friends nearby. I contemplate sneaking past them to find some privacy in the bushes…
As I attempt to make my escape, my friend calls out to me from a distance. I respond awkwardly, relieved that they don’t approach me. I continue my covert mission, searching for a secluded spot, but the pressure on my bowels is becoming unbearable. I finally find a spot and quickly squat, releasing a sizable, messy load. It’s not a pleasant sight, with undigested food pieces scattered throughout.
Curiosity gets the better of me, and I begin to examine my mess with a stick. Suddenly, another wave of diarrhea hits me, spilling out onto the ground. Thankfully, none of my belongings are damaged. I show you the new pile, which just exploded out of my anus.
Tragedy strikes as my beautiful new woolen hat falls right into the middle of my disgusting, half-liquid pile. Oh no, how will I ever clean this off!? I attempt to wipe it clean with some paper, but it seems impossible to remove all the residue. Oh well, most people won’t notice. Want to keep a dirty secret? I still wear this hat almost every day. 😉