I receive numerous messages from you submissives, pleading to venerate my exalted feces! And you inquire about my preparation process before shipping…well, here it is, inferior one! Observe as I do the following: I defecate into a small container, allowing my warm, divine excrement to cool before placing it in the freezer. Once frozen, it is shipped overnight, straight to your doorstep for worship! And you must obey all my humiliating commands, such as praying to it – inhaling and meditating, revering it as your DEITY, kissing it, licking it…and fulfilling any other desires I may have. I had my latest submissive start CONSUMING my excrement while I was being pleasured by my stud, and it made my orgasm 10 times more intense!