Today, I have an adult film shoot where a stunning woman will be engaging in anal intercourse with me. In preparation for this, I require your assistance, my dear slave, to ensure that my rectum is completely free of fecal matter.
Firstly, you will observe me inserting carrots into my anus, followed by the extraction of the initial clumps of excrement. I will then present these vegetables, now glistening with my bodily fluids, for you to consume while I issue the command.
Next, I will proceed to expel a formidable turd, marvelling at the substantial quantity of waste that has departed from my body.
Subsequently, you may watch as I rinse my bowels with an anal shower for a full 10 minutes. Of course, I must then expel the water once more, producing loud, resonant farts in the process.
Only after I have thoroughly cleansed every last particle of waste from my body will I begin to fill a large bottle with the sizable turd and the feces-infused water. Give it a hearty shake, and now you have a delightful beverage to enjoy while I revel in the porn set.